Oh the majesty, as the word arises across the climate changed parched Texas plain. The word championed by Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, teased and giggled over by the rest on the right. It is the standard that exemplifies the patriotic assertions of a dumb-as-nails state that thumbs its nose at science, and now…spelling. Bush and Perry have successfully steered the state into one of the wortest, pardon my grammar, more worstest, states for education in the nation.
So be proud Texans, as the political leaders you tolerate make absurd and anti-American statements about leaving the union, when sore losers who can’t spell the word, believe dinosaurs and cowboys lived side by side on this 6ooo year old planet, and ignore global warming slapping Texas in its fat type-II diabetes formed ass. The rest of the country might just say “go” to your giant ashtray of a state, take back Fort Hood and other military installations and all the Federal Tax Dollars that come with that-laundered by local politicians to balance state coffers not fulfilled by the burgeoning fast-food service jobs boom in Texas-and move the border fence up to Arkansas.
So say it loud and proud, Teas:
SECDEE! WE WON’T LIV UNDER THE COLOR-RED PREZIDENT! RENEMBER THE ALAMOO! SECDEE, SECDEE OR GIVE ME DETH. SECDEE!
As a gift to your new-found nation, we’ll send a dictionary, and maybe a clue.