SECDEE: The Voice of a New Texas Generation

Oh the majesty, as the word arises across the climate changed parched Texas plain.  The word championed by Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, teased and giggled over by the rest on the right. It is the standard that exemplifies the patriotic assertions of  a dumb-as-nails state that thumbs its nose  at science, and now…spelling. Bush and Perry have successfully steered the state into one of the wortest, pardon my grammar, more worstest, states for education in the nation.

So be proud Texans, as the political leaders you tolerate make absurd and anti-American statements about leaving the union, when sore losers who can’t spell the word, believe dinosaurs and cowboys lived side by side on this 6ooo year old planet, and ignore global warming slapping Texas in its fat type-II diabetes formed ass. The rest of the country might just say “go” to your giant ashtray of a state, take back Fort Hood and other military installations and all the Federal Tax Dollars that come with that-laundered by local politicians to balance state coffers not fulfilled by the burgeoning fast-food service jobs boom in Texas-and move the border fence up to Arkansas.

So say it loud and proud, Teas:

SECDEE! WE WON’T LIV UNDER THE COLOR-RED PREZIDENT! RENEMBER THE ALAMOO! SECDEE, SECDEE  OR GIVE ME DETH. SECDEE!

As a gift to your new-found nation, we’ll send a dictionary, and maybe a clue.

About 900poundgorilla

W.C. Turck is a Chicago playwright and the author of four widely acclaimed books.His latest is "The Last Man," a prophetic novel of a world ruled by a single corporation. His first novel, "Broken: One Soldier's Unexpected Journey Home," was reccommended by the National Association of Mental Health Institutes. His 2009 Memoir, "Everything for Love" chronicled the genocide in Bosnia and the siege of Sarajevo. His third book "Burn Down the Sky" is published exclusively on Amazon Kindle. It was in Sarajevo at the height of the siege where he met and married his wife, writer and Artist Ana Turck. FOX NEWS, ABC, CBS News, the Chicago Tribune and The Joliet Herald covered their reunion after the war. He helped organized relief into Rwanda during the 1994 genocide. Turck has been a guest on WMAQ-TV, WLS in Chicago, WCPT, WBBM radio, National Public Radio, Best Of the Left and the Thom Hartmann show. He has spoken frequently on Human Rights, Genocide and Nationalism. In 2011, his play in support of the Occupy Movement, "Occupy My Heart-a revolutionary Christmas Carol" recieved national media attention and filled theaters to capacity across Chicago. He remains an activist to the cause of human rights and international peace. View all posts by 900poundgorilla

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