Perry’s tongue held hostage by Devil in last night’s debate

Rick Perry’s tongue was apparently taken hostage by the Devil in last night’s 427th Republican Presidential debate on FOX. No doubt exhausted from praying for rain in Texas, Perry stammered almost incoherently through answers, pithy good-ole boy one liners and shots at Mitt Romney. Certainly in his fatigue, and with God apparently away on a side project with the rest of the Universe, Satan snuck right in there and wrangled a hold of the Governor’s tongue.

This writer wonders if God hasn’t forsaken Perry altogether. Then again, Jesus was tempted in the desert. Maybe the economic, educational, social and literal desert that Texas is becoming offers Perry a chance to prove himself worthy of God’s graces, enough that God will bestow upon him the Presidency by casting a spell upon all of us at the ballot box. If that doesn’t work he’ll no doubt offer up a staffer’s only begotten son.

It should come as a great disappointment to Perry that he’s been praying for rain for almost a year now, and last week Obama flies in for one day and it rained in Waco and Houston. So if God won’t make it rain for Perry, and he won’t keep Satan off Perry’s tongue, has God abandoned Perry? If he has, guess that means, our dear Lord will back a Mitt Romney for the Republican nomination. God help us.

About 900poundgorilla

W.C. Turck is a Chicago playwright and the author of four widely acclaimed books.His latest is "The Last Man," a prophetic novel of a world ruled by a single corporation. His first novel, "Broken: One Soldier's Unexpected Journey Home," was reccommended by the National Association of Mental Health Institutes. His 2009 Memoir, "Everything for Love" chronicled the genocide in Bosnia and the siege of Sarajevo. His third book "Burn Down the Sky" is published exclusively on Amazon Kindle. It was in Sarajevo at the height of the siege where he met and married his wife, writer and Artist Ana Turck. FOX NEWS, ABC, CBS News, the Chicago Tribune and The Joliet Herald covered their reunion after the war. He helped organized relief into Rwanda during the 1994 genocide. Turck has been a guest on WMAQ-TV, WLS in Chicago, WCPT, WBBM radio, National Public Radio, Best Of the Left and the Thom Hartmann show. He has spoken frequently on Human Rights, Genocide and Nationalism. In 2011, his play in support of the Occupy Movement, "Occupy My Heart-a revolutionary Christmas Carol" recieved national media attention and filled theaters to capacity across Chicago. He remains an activist to the cause of human rights and international peace. View all posts by 900poundgorilla

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